N*gga Moment
-At work behind cash register -Short woman with screaming child (she shall be called Shorty) -Kid is running around with this sucker -Drops sucker -Kid proceeds to flip out -Sobbing and screaming like he just saw the first five minutes of Up -Shorty drags him outside leaving her stuff -Some time passes, not sure if she'll come back -Shorty comes back, minus kid -Suddenly, six foot bear-woman appears (she shall be called Bear) -Bear and Shorty get into altercation -From what I can gather, Shorty claims she gave her kid a "pop" on the head, Bear claims Shorty was beating the kid -They go from mad to screaming-mad -Suddenly, SLAP FIGHT -I'm behind the counter so I can't intervene even if I want to -Bear is easily dominating Shorty -Several customers rush in and break them up -More screaming and name calling -Shorty calls police, Bear waits for police so she can tell them about how Shorty was beating her kid -More screaming, they take it outside -Police eventually do come in -When cop comes in he has a "I hate my job" face -Never find out how it was resolved True story. |
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