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18 year-old male from Huntsville Alabama
Just a guy who like drawing, photoediting, movie makeing, gameing and all the buttery goodness that is internet.
Im also christian and Im also a halo fanatic. feel free to Watch me because im always active and interesting /shamlessplug.
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jegsimmons1 Out to lunch
Im going to hell, because i laughed.
www.duffelblog.com/2012/05/isaf-drops-candy-to-a...

This is.....the most fucking odd thing ive ever heard.

So apparently ISAF were dropping 1500 pound of M&Ms to some afghan children (noble to say the least)
But the parachute didnt open, so it went through a building at over 100 miles and hour (remember this is a 1500 pound load we're talking here) so it hit with SO MUCH FORCE IT BECAME A GIANT 360 CHOCOLATE M&M GRENADE.
Killed 51 people.

You cant make this shit up. this is so absurdly tragic....i laughed! i didnt WANT to laugh....but....its M&Ms becoming chocolate death!
Willy Wonka doesnt have that kind of body count.

(this story may be faked....but i wouldnt be surprised if it wa...
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Name Emerson Simmons
Occupation technicly not employed...but i run a shit website and make comics and videos.
Birthday June 21st, 1993
Interests Drawing writing reviewing stuff humor.
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