In the beginning
there was nothing, then out of it came some mysterious voice, whom the masses believe was chuck norris. and with that voice came a roundhouse kick, which then brought about the existance of everything. many MANY years later that voice said "lets put an idiot on this planet that sounds kinda funny, but more dork than funny" and suddenly i came to being. life is wonderful. treat it better than Gus does his wife in terms of sex, unless of course youre Gus with his wifte in Geoff's house, then treat it EXACTLY like that. |
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