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ChaoticEvil
32 year-old female from Portland, OR
I'm slowly de-evolving into a small burrowing mammal. Omnivorous and highly voracious. Like a pocket-sized wolverine or a tiny poked badger.
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October 17th, 2010

Huh.
Just finished watching a hardcore bondage video. Whips, chains, silicon replicas of whale penis, guy with enormous dong... I was more interested in the hamster cage in the background. I wonder if there was a hamster in there and, if I watched the whole video, would he run around in his little wheel. I'm naming him Mister Peaches.
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NAME
Megan
OCCUPATION
Human Resources, though freelancing in the untapped Zombie Resources field.
INTERESTS
The North American Megan is native to the warm climes of the Southwest. The traditional diet of worms and grubs is supplemented with the occasional frozen burrito or Slurpee. Her vivid plumage warns predators of her venomous wit and razor-like cynicism.
FAVORITE MUSIC
Currently I'm jonesing for Muse as it reminds me of an immense rock opera with valkyries being hurled around onstage via Deus ex Machina. Oh and also Nephew: the Danish band that makes me proud that I might have one lowly speck of blood from that region so I can claim them as my own.
FAVORITE MOVIES
Anything with zombies Run Fatboy Run Army of Darkness Dogma Ghostbusters Hellboy Blazing Saddles Airplane! Aliens Wall-E Suicide Girls' Guide to Living (not technically a movie but get off my back) Secretary and of course the ones I make in my bedroom to support my caffeine habit. Will exploit self for coffee. Perhaps you've seen my charity "Disinterested Half-Hearted Handjobs for Frappuchinos"? No? Well nobody better f**king take that domain name till I snag it. Jerks.
FAVORITE TV SHOWS
I like to sit at home and watch "Good Eats" without my pants on. Oh and I like to also watch "Monsters Inside Me" to play the Guess the Horrible Parasite game. I';d turn it into a drinking game but being inebriated and hearing about all sorts of stuff living inside people sounds like a bad bad bad idea. MST3K still r0x0rz my non-existent b0x0rz. And Harvey Birdman because Phil Ken Sebben admittedly makes me a little wet. HAH HAH HAH.... moist.
FAVORITE BOOKS
World War Z and Zombie Survival Guide are my bibles. Anything by Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett Battle Royale and my favorite MLA style handbook (Properly-formatted "works cited" pages get me hot.).
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES
Oh good lord. Here's a list of crap I'm playing currently simultaneously till my eye hemorrhage: Diablo II (holy hell people still do Baal runs) World of Warcraft Warcraft III (twice the nerdidity!) Titan Quest Sims 2 Scribblenauts and Starcraft II. Blizzard owns me. On a side note if anyone would like to buy me a new PS3 I would be greatly appreciative. In my pants. I had to sell all my stuff when i moved so I'm trying to find a bleeding heart that accepts eternal gratitude and/or blowjobs in exchange for rebuilding my gaming library.
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JermCool
Posted 3 years ago
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Return to the land of the living, Megan!
CyrusCheever
Posted 5 years ago
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i spit in the face of Bill Nye but your experience has somewhat enlightened me nonetheless.
CombatBob
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Posted 5 years ago
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***Puts of ring of Chaotic Friendship +5*** Why hello. Just had to say that you seem like a wonderful de-evolving being, and since I have shield of Venomous wit protection I think i might chance the cynicism and like to be your friend.
CEGIII
Posted 6 years ago
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Have a Happy Valentines.
CEGIII
Posted 7 years ago
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ultimate_tri
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WARNING!
WARNING!
WARNING!
BluntedWorm AND rependents are the same person
REPORT THEM PLEASE , THEY AREJUST NO LIFE IDIOTS
THE SAME PERSON KEEPS MAKING LOTS OF ACCOUNTS AND MODDING THEMSELF MINUSES AND PLUS
THE ARE SMART NERDS
THEY KNOW HOW TO MAKE LOTS OF EMAIL ACCOUNTS TO PASS THE SIGN UP
SO JUST REPORT THEM :D
THANK YOU :D
PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE AND HELP US STOP THOSE IDIOTS
JermCool
Posted 7 years ago
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I'm trying really hard to figure out where you work. Is it close to Escondido?
redgoblin
Posted 7 years ago
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Oh man I have been trying to find a copy of "whip me teenage babe" from the original for forever.

Follow your nose.
Graee
Posted 7 years ago
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Tiny poked badger eh? poked with a spoon? or just poked?
Namons
Posted 7 years ago
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Ah look its my favourite whore of the non RvB variety.... just watch out for all the kiddies... they can be a pain to deal with... ;)
ErokDragun
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Posted 7 years ago
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And the dragon comes in the.....NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
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